Delusions of Grandeur: 04/18/2004 - 04/25/2004

Delusions of Grandeur

Random thoughts by Deoris

Friday, April 23, 2004

Music: KMHD - No commercials, all jazz.

A while ago, like at the beginning of this month, I spent some money on a DVD for learning Tai Chi. If you don't know what that is, it's a slow exercise from China usually done early in the morning in groups along a waterfront. (Okay, that's what I've seen on TV.) Thinking I'm a rather large and pathectically un-moving kind of gal, I bought this DVD from Ebay.

I've had great luck with Ebay. Nothing's bad or damaged or wrong. I've paid attention to my details and made sure I've had the right equipment (and cords!) and so forth. I've paid a lot less for the DVD sets I've bought and I've paid a little more for exactly what I wanted.

This is the first time I've had a real problem. The product is all right. It's obviously some home-made DVD. Like they made one tape of the guy, then burned it to DVD. The printing on the paper on the case is obviously home made. But it's color and it looks good and it's fairly professional really, and they had a lot of 'super' comments and stuff.

I drop the DVD into the machine and it starts right in with the little man showing me an exercise. He does this exercise for a couple of minutes, then the DVD does a jump-hop and skips to another section where he's doing something else for a few seconds, then it hop-jumps to the end. Pow. It's over. Time to watch DVD? About 4 minutes.

Well, it's probably my machine. So I remove the DVD, clean the machine, look at the DVD and see that it really does look very pristine, it's obvious nobody's run it before....then I drop it back in. It does the same thing. So I use the back button and the forward button and the "slow" and "fast" modes and sure enough....there is actual stuff there. I can see him doing about seven 'warm up' excercies and then about 5 'moves' in Tai Chi. But only in fast or slow motion. Not in real time.

I bring it to my other DVD player. Same stuff. I clean the DVD player and check the DVD again. Same stuff. It's there, but I can't watch it. How silly is that?

I sent a note on the 12th to the company, and haven't heard anything in return. Kind of discouraging. I didn't ask for a refund, I asked for help. I mean, if this has happened before with their product, maybe they know what I can do.

All in all....my adventures in Tai Chi have been a bother. As in: Why?

Looking to get me a gift? You have until April 30 to get me one of these. LOL



Monday, April 19, 2004

A couple more rants.....

My computer is possessed. I now refer to it as the Demon Computer, or Illuria (which I find hilarious, but nobody else gets). I was posting that other post and the computer just stops. Well, at least I posted it, even if I didn't publish it, so the post was saved. But honestly, it's the most annoying thing in the world. Without any warning, you'll suddenly get multiple Blue Screens of Death....you know, the MS warning signs like "leak detected" or "fatal error"....and then when you've seen all the BSOD, it's a black screen and your mouse cursor. Mind, IF you see all the BSOD...sometimes it'll never get through them or it'll freeze during them. And don't even THINK about doing alt-ctrl-delete....that'll stop the computer faster than you can say....well, several foul words. If you don't get any BSOD, it'll just stop. *bam* Or, it'll kindly disconnect you from the internet. Mind, AIM won't disconnect, so people go right on talking to you like you're there when you really aren't.....but I digress. Someone call a priest.

The other rant is the DH. *grrrr* "Did you look for a job today?" "Did you look for a job today?" "Did you look for a job today?" This morning: "Get up so you can look for a job today." at 7am. It was a little early to be annoyed, but there you are. Stuck with it.



I'm addicted to sunflower seeds. I think they're my replacement for smokes. At first it was gum, now I've moved on to tiny sunflower seeds eaten one at a time. Oh well.

My mother is fine. Thanks for asking! Her knees are healing up gloriously well and she's loving the whole non-pain of getting around.

My son is also fine. He is back in school and everything worked out. The woman doing the 'review' was wonderful and continues to call, to be sure everything that needed done is getting done. (Therapy and med dosage checks, etc.)

If you haven't done it, go adopt a celebrity. It's fun and really simple. Shout out to Belinda for adopting two herself. *shout* Shout out to Sal for keeping track of the thing.

On a sad note, my step-grandfather passed away last week. This kindly man helped me out a lot at Christmas and I was glad to know him. His passing saddens me. I wish I'd had more time. On a related note to that, my dad is an insensitive boob. Just saying.


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